Don't Worry, Biden's Downfall Lowers The Risk Of Armageddon – But I'm STILL Confident I Won't Need to Hoover My Stairs

I Made A Bet We'd All Be Dead By January And We Are Still On Track!💥🫠🌪️💀🌒

AT the start of this year, I said I’d write regular articles about the upcoming Third World War. I was so confident of my prediction I promised you, Dear Reader that if humanity makes it to January 1st 2025 I will Hoover my stairs.

My late fluffy cat, Blacky (RIP), left his fur caked into the carpet over 15 years.

I haven’t cleaned those stairs since my…